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A solution to Gerontophobia: The irrational fear of the elderly.
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A solution to Gerontophobia: The irrational fear of the elderly.
                                                                                                                                                                    


CONCEPT OF PACKAGING

It's no secret that the elderly enjoy a good hard-candy every 
now and then. Hard-candies are like cat nip to these folks. 
So in utilizing that knowledge the "Geezer Reliever" is used 
much like a fire extinguisher.
INSTRUCTIONS
 
1) The package is opened through the sides.
2) The hard-candy is removed from the box and waved in 
front of the elderly individuals face in order to get their attention.
3) Finally, the candy is thrown a far distance in any direction.
This will cause the elderly individual to chase the candy, leaving
you free from their rambling stories and chronic mothball odor.

(Disclaimer) For the record I have absolutely nothing against the elderly.