Hello, Martha! 
I am Dimitriy, your personal trainer.

...but for you just Dima.

-So babe, are you ready for some hott training?
- Uhhh...of course.

So are you really an artist? I took some art classes too. I even have a certificate.

- So do you do tattoos?
- ..Nope..
- I did do some tattooing on pig skin after taking some art classes that one time. But you should use human skin instead, it's so nice, soft and warm.
- uhh...

Well, Martha, the barbell sure is a little heavier than a pencil and a brush, isn't it?

...and now for some stretching!

-Well, are you ready to 
achieve some goals with me?
- I'll think it over and maybe get back to you on this, Dimitriy.

...or maybe not :)

The end (: