- A solution to Gerontophobia: The irrational fear of the elderly.
CONCEPT OF PACKAGING
It's no secret that the elderly enjoy a good hard-candy every
now and then. Hard-candies are like cat nip to these folks.
So in utilizing that knowledge the "Geezer Reliever" is used
much like a fire extinguisher.
1) The package is opened through the sides.
2) The hard-candy is removed from the box and waved in
front of the elderly individuals face in order to get their attention.
3) Finally, the candy is thrown a far distance in any direction.
This will cause the elderly individual to chase the candy, leaving
you free from their rambling stories and chronic mothball odor.
(Disclaimer) For the record I have absolutely nothing against the elderly.