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Four Hundred years ago Matt Schoch elbowed his way past his twin sister to be the first born! His power is both great and terrible. He has fathered over seven thousand illegitimate kittens. He cries blood tears, though none have lived long enough to tell another soul. He sheds his bulletproof… Read More
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Four Hundred years ago Matt Schoch elbowed his way past his twin sister to be the first born! His power is both great and terrible. He has fathered over seven thousand illegitimate kittens. He cries blood tears, though none have lived long enough to tell another soul. He sheds his bulletproof skin every full moon. He once ate an entire living room sofa on a dare. He built the city of Atlantis with his own two hands only to destroy it because he was bored. The movie Independence Day is loosely based on his life story. He paints the stripes on every single zebra when they are born as a goof on us. Read Less
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