Can't We All Get A Schlong?
CAN'T WE ALL GET A-SCHLONG?

Tons o' butt-shakin' kiddies -- in costumes rangin' from the Blair Witch to the YK2 Bug -- got a ghouly groove on at KROQ'S FOURTH ANNUAL
HALLOWEEN COSTUME BALL, held this year at the American Legion Hall on Highland Avenue. While MOBY(pictured), who manned the turntables during his sets clad in ateeny-weeny bikini and a sash that said "IDIOT," worked his voodoo onthe wax and played DJ tag with FATBOY SLIM and THE WISEGUYS, all the frightful freaks, including CRYSTAL METHOD and woosome twosome GAVIN ROSSDALE of Bush and GWEN STEFANIof No Doubt, whooped it up on the dance floor. (Moby wowed the crowd atSugar the night before with an unannounced set.) Later, hangin'outside, we got really spooked when KROQ's JED THE FISH --dressed up as a nerd in a sweat-stained shirt and short pants with asuper faux schlong dangling down the side of his leg that woulda' madeJohn Holmes pout -- stood in front of us and proceeded to wank on themonstrous thing 'til he, uh, reached a creamy satisfaction. He theninsisted that we shake hands and get together sometime. We quicklyintroduced him to the Glenn Close look-alike standing a few feet awaywith "I Will Not Be Ignored" scrawled in red on the back of her blouse,and we got the hell outta there. We can only hope it was a fatalattraction.--Derrick Mathis

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Can't We All Get A Schlong?
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Can't We All Get A Schlong?

LA Weekly Slush column story about KROQ annual halloween costume ball which featured Moby, The Wise Guys, Fatboy Slim, Crystal Method.
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