MASTER: (chinese accent) Great Master says: How to get on the Heineken Jammin' Festival stage. Buy a catapult...
BOY: Mmh... mmh... mmh... this one.
MASTER: Get onto it...
BOY: Hop!
MASTER: Wind it...
PEOPLE: Heave oooh!
MASTER: Finally, cut the rope!
SFX: Boing.
BOY: (happy) Yeaaah! Oooh... oooh... (more and more terrified)
SPK: This way, you only get on the stage. If you want to play on it, participate in the Heineken Jammin' Festival Contest.
SFX: Splat.