How do I meet the strangest man? They always seem to find me. Remember that time way back when I kissed the guy who ate his women friends? Now only dogs will follow me. Is he following? I bite the hand that feeds me? Slap at the face that eats me? Some kind of animal cannibal? 

That's not true. Hey, let's shake him. How you doing? Welcome back. Welcome back. The music's a little quieter now. Also, look, this is this is the chat full screen, baby. Nobody asked for that. That maybe somebody did. Hey look, it's my face.