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I'm not really a little wooden Viking toy but sometimes I feel like one. Especially one that fell off the highest shelf in the room and then got chewed on by a large dog in the middle of the night. I find the following quotes inspirational:

"After a thousand years of oppression
Let the berserks rise again
Let the… Read More
I'm not really a little wooden Viking toy but sometimes I feel like one. Especially one that fell off the highest shelf in the room and then got chewed on by a large dog in the middle of the night. I find the following quotes inspirational:

"After a thousand years of oppression
Let the berserks rise again
Let the world hear these words once more
'Save us, oh lord, from the wrath of the Norsemen.'"

-Johan Hegg

"Drunks in parks and the lonely men who rake dead leaves in churchyards are the very hub of Swedish society."

-Henning Mankell Read Less
Scandinavian Aggression is my main website and it is all about the obscure, medieval turmoil that afflicted Scandinavia a few years after the turn of the 21st century: the Modern Viking Movement.

It also features other random drivel having to do with Scandinavia/Vikings.
The Modern Viking Movement is the term that has come to refer to the collective violence that spewed forth from Scandinavia during the summer of 2004. The reasons for this sudden and drastic change in the Scandinavian political climate are numerous and complicated and you will have to refer to the introduction … Read More
The Modern Viking Movement is the term that has come to refer to the collective violence that spewed forth from Scandinavia during the summer of 2004. The reasons for this sudden and drastic change in the Scandinavian political climate are numerous and complicated and you will have to refer to the introduction of my forthcoming book, The Scandinavian Aggressors (if I ever finish it/manage to figure out a way to publish it), for a full treatise on the subject, but suffice it to say that the Scandinavians just simply couldn’t take the peace any longer and their “inner Viking demons” finally broke free after 1000 years of relative solitude.

The Scandinavian psyche officially collapsed on June 8th when a group of Norwegian whalers sacked the Holy Island of Lindisfarne for no apparent reason. This act essentially opened the floodgates for other Vikings to follow suite as the entire North Atlantic succumbed to the Norse menace for the duration of the summer. During this time evil trolls were vanquished, retarded dragons were brutally slain, peaceful skraelings were harassed, and lots of booty of both types was forcibly acquired. The Movement ended abruptly on September 25th when a giant Viking army was met with a highly embarrassing defeat at Stamford Bridge. Read Less
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