I have a theory that the TMNT and Shredder were really just skate park rivals - the Turtles were loose and artistic while the Shredder was all about precision and technical perfection. Once a big Hollywood producer got ahold of the story, it quickly morphed into this weird thing with talking rats, vengeance stories and armies of ninjas. Everyone involved got huge checks for the rights to their story, but were forbidden from ever telling the truth, lest it topple the empire of cartoons and action figures that had sprung up.

It was supposed to be about the skating, man!

'Shred or Die" is available for $10 at http://teefury.com but only for 24 hours on Thursday, June 21st!

After that it will be available through my own shop, screenprinted with waterbased discharge inks on American Apparel tri-blend shirts.