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"Comedy is defiance. It's a snort of contempt in the face of fear and anxiety. And it's the laughter that allows hope to creep back on the inhale… Read More
"Comedy is defiance. It's a snort of contempt in the face of fear and anxiety. And it's the laughter that allows hope to creep back on the inhale." Will Durst Read Less
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       Guy Stauber
       "The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep."
       - Woody Allen  
 C.F. Payne
 "Live from New York, it's Saturday Night!"
David Johnson
Oliver (Oliver Hardy): Why didn't you tell me it was you?
Stan (Stan Laurel): It was so dark, I didn't think you would hear me.
  Orlando Arocena
  Movie acting suits me because I only need to be good for ninety seconds at a time.
  - Bill Murray
              James Bennett
              Normal is nothing more than a cycle on a washing machine.
              - Whoopi Goldberg 
  Kinuko Y. Craft
  "I can see he's not in your good books,' said the messenger.
  'No, and if he were I would burn my library."
  - William Shakespeare, Much Ado About Nothing
 Dongyun Lee
 "Flowers are the fastest way to a woman's heart. Well, actually, the fastest way is through her rib cage, but flowers are a lot  less messy."
 - Eddie Murphy
Niklas Asker
"I'm really really not hungry so I guess just order me a short stack of pancakes and some turkey bacon, but I guess if they don't have turkey bacon get me regular bacon. And a milkshake."
- Hannah (Lena Dunham), Girls
Gary Kelley
"Look, let me explain something to you. I'm not Mr. Lebowski. You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. That, or His Dudeness … Duder … or El Duderino, if, you know, you're not into the whole brevity thing."
- The Dude, The Big Lebowski
    Bill Sanderson
    Punch and Judy, 1662-
 Chris Gall
"My life is just a series of embarrassing incidents strung together by telling people about those embarrassing incidents."
- Russell Brand
Sam Spratt
"I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. It's over when I hate myself."
- Louis C.K.
Michal Dziekan
"There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt."
- Erma Bombeck
Ricardo Martinez
"My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more. "
- Walter Mathau
Jason Seiler
"Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!'"
- Conan O' Brien
                           Ted Wright
                           "A day without laughter is a day wasted. "
                           - Charlie Chaplin
                  Tim Bower
                  "I pretty much operate on adrenaline and ignorance."
                  - Johnny Knoxville
                  Mark Summers
                 "Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his own                                   Halloween special."
                 - Chris Rock