Bert's Police Profile
Bert D. Pervert was last spotted leaving Misty's Strip Club, alone, on Saturday 10th July 2011. He was wearing a Leopard print thong and a large gold medallion. Mr Pervert is wanted by the F.B.I and INTERPOL for his criminal involvement with notorious Mob boss Fat Tony and his associates.This subject is phychologically unstable and should be approached with extreme caution. A substantial reward is being offered for information on Mr. Perverts current location. Posible hideouts include; Justin Beibers house, any Adult store or Stripclub within a 20km radius of Brooklyn New York and outside your bathroom window... .