Bye Helmets

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  • Eng

    All men are the same. 

    Goalkeeper is the best position, he stands still
    and he wears a really cool jersey.

    Valentine was invented by a multi-national.

    Behind every great biker there’s a great woman.


  • Eng

    The most famous goal ever scored was a handball. 

    I’m the world’s largest social network.

    The nation is in the school bus driver’s hand.

    The Divine Comedy is the greatest trilogy ever.

    I wanna see everyone else in my rear view mirror.

  • Eng

    I prefer the sequel to the first film. 

    All women are the same.

    If it’s a bestseller it sucks. 

    If they pass me, it’s because I’ve stopped.

    Africa is the world’s richest country.

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