Six completely different products, united only by a discount on the selling price. Hence the decision to give the good news in the only newspaper's section in which it is impossible to find one: the obituaries.
SIx good news where you'd never seen them. (Obituaries page)
Bosch technology revolutionizes the world. Because it leaves it as it is.
Clothes fresh from the dry cleaners. Without ever been there.
Universal garbage disposal, planetary gear and multifunction arm. Everything without being in a manga.