I've been an agreeable and unassuming dog – until now.

I clearly told Elaine "Prime rib" when she asked what I wanted for dinner. To my horror and disgust, 20 minutes later she trotted out merrily with a plate of spaghetti! 

Does spaghetti sound like prime rib? Does it look, smell or taste like prime rib? NO, NO and NO! Spaghetti a disgusting toxic soup high in "junk carbs" and artificially sweetened sauce. It also contains aluminum that has leached into the "food" from the inside coating of the can.

She knows I hate spaghetti! Is she deliberately trying to offend me? Or worse, Is she trying to kill me?!

Enough is enough. The moment has come to stand my ground. I'm doing this not just for myself but in support of mistreated canines across this fair land of ours. If the timing is right and my social media posts take hold, this just might spark a nationwide... 

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