Model Citizen Guidelines is a fictitious childhood schoolbook with lessons and illustrations based on principles I was taught as a kid and later found problematic. The book uses humor and sarcasm to provoke thought and raise questions about conventional ideas on what constitutes "good behavior" and "good values" in a society.
Be a team player.
Be good at everything.
Focus on your books, not on your looks.
Crying is embarrassing (for boys.)
Mind your own business.
Rich people are not your friends.
Teachers are like diligent gardeners.
Kid without a mom is like a rainy day.
Boys and girls should stay away from each other.
Suffering is good for you.
Be the leader.
Always be contributing.
