This is a legitimate list of everything Hunter S Thompson put into his body on an 'average day,' according to his biographer E. Jean Carroll.

“I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me." 

Hunter S Thompson Daily Routine... 

3:00 p.m. rise 

3:05 Chivas Regal with the morning papers, Dunhills 

3:45 cocaine 

3:50 another glass of Chivas, Dunhill 

4:05 first cup of coffee, Dunhill 

4:15 cocaine 

4:16 orange juice, Dunhill 

4:30 cocaine 

4:54 cocaine 

5:05 cocaine

5:11 coffee, Dunhills 

5:30 more ice in the Chivas 

5:45 cocaine 

6:00 grass to take the edge off the day 

7:05 Woody Creek Tavern for lunch - Heineken, two margaritas, two cheeseburgers, two orders of fries, plate of tomatoes, coleslaw, a taco salad, a double order of fried onion rings, carrot cake, ice cream, a bean fritter, Dunhills, another Heineken, cocaine, and for the ride home, a snow cone (a glass of shredded ice over which is poured three or four jig­gers of Chivas) 

9:00 cocaine 

10:00 drops acid 

11:00 Chartreuse, cocaine, grass 

11:30 cocaine 

12:00 midnight, Hunter is ready to write 

12:05-6:00 a.m. Chartreuse, cocaine, grass, Chivas, coffee, Heineken, clove cigarettes, grapefruit, Dunhills, orange juice, gin 

6:00 the hot tub - champagne - Dove Bars, fettuccine Alfredo 

8:00 Halcion 

8:20 sleep