The Owl and the Pussycat went to sea after knocking off an umbrella logistics driver
In a beautiful pea-green boat/ umbrella,
To the land where the Bong-tree grows,
To the land where the Bong-tree grows,
And there in a wood a Piggy-wig stood
With a ring at the end of his nose, his nose, his nose,
With a ring at the end of his nose.
"Dear Pig, are you willing to sell for one shilling your ring?"
Said the Piggy, "I will"
With a ring at the end of his nose, his nose, his nose,
With a ring at the end of his nose.
"Dear Pig, are you willing to sell for one shilling your ring?"
Said the Piggy, "I will"
So they took it away
They dined on minced pig, and slices of quince,
Which they ate with a runcible spoon.
Which they ate with a runcible spoon.
And hand in hand, on the edge of the sand.
They danced by the light of the moon, the moon, the moon,
They danced by the light of the moon.
They danced by the light of the moon, the moon, the moon,
They danced by the light of the moon.
