We ourselves feel that what we are doing is just a drop in the ocean. But the ocean would be less because of that missing drop.
Wernher von Braun
We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.
You can have either the Resurrection or you can have Liberace. But you can't have both. Liberace.
Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery.
"If the road to hell is paved with good intentions," she wrote in November 1985, "I have a very long, well-paved private road."
Paul Muni - The Original Scarface
I'm about as Chinese as Herbert Hoover.
I have a perfect cure for a sore throat: cut it.
Sometimes people mistake the way I talk for what I am thinking.
Edgar Cayce Dreams are today's answers to tomorrow's questions.
Jennifer Harris- Chanel
"Don't eat your food, play with it."
She didn't say this, I did when she was three or four years old. But I still associate it with her.
Elsa Lanchester, the Bride of Frankenstein
She looked as if butter wouldn't melt in her mouth - or anywhere else.
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
Jeremy Harris, Lead Singer/guitarist, Paint the Cave
I don't need to outrun the beast, just need to outrun you.
Desi Arnaz Sr.
I went to high school with Al Capone.
If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle.
I won't eat anything green.
A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.
I have tried lately to read Shakespeare and found it so intolerably dull that it nauseated me.
Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have the exact measure of the injustice and wrong which will be imposed on them.
It's funny how most people love the dead, once you're dead you're made for life.
J. Edgar Hoover
I regret to say that we of the FBI are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed interstate commerce.
Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.
In the 1970s, Frank Zappa sometimes introduced himself on stage as Rondo Hatton, and there is a bootleg called The Rondo Hatton Band. Zappa liked to identify himself (and his band) with ugly people, and Rondo Hatton was an ugly film actor of the 1930s and '40s, who suffered from a disease called acromegaly, and thus looked a bit odd.