"This might be a good opportunity to take on responsibility."
"I'm just lucky I still have three days of vacation left."
"Leave me through! I'm the victim!"
1. "If Steven Spielberg had shot his greatest hits at once."
2. "Elmar the hunk can soon stay in his trunk." (As close as it gets in English. Elmar Brock is a German politician.)
1. "This is kind of new..."
2. "It’s not that bad–I can pick all holes at once."
"-And I can focus on each hole separately."
"-And I can focus on each hole separately."
"Extraordinary situations require extraordinary measures."
"What do you say, Steinke, it's something else than going to the brothel, right?"
"The wondrous hurricane donor (organ donor) of Bad Oeynhausen in the year 1992"
"The mother’s carcinosis, the father’s craving for recognition, and in-between the sensitive son coming of age—
a drama which convinces in its subtle tones and touches in its tender portrayal."
1. "Sometimes you have to let go of your old acquaintances."
2. "All my friends are fed up to the back teeth with me."
"Beer streams, pretzel trees, (cross-) turks on crucifixes, and deer-Horst roars in front of the sausage wall—that’s my homeland!"
-"Dad, are you sure we didn’t get lost?"
1. "I'm sorry I misjudged you. I didn't see right away that you're an apple."
2. "Back in the day I was a promising young dishwasher!"
"How I once raced across the highway doing 180 (things)." (silly German wordplay)
