"I didn't do anything wrong because I can't do anything wrong because we're all just products of our environment, bouncing around like marbles in the game of Hungry-Hungry Hippos that is our random and cruel universe."
"You were born broken, and there is no cure for that. I was hurt but then I realized that's just how you are, you know, and maybe I just need to stop expecting you to be a good person so that way, I won't get hur when your're not."
"I imagine my great, great, great granddaughter in the future talking to her class about me, she's poised and funny and tells people about me and how everything's worked out in the end, and when I think about that I think about how everything's going to work out because how else could she tell people?"
"The key to being happy isn't a search for meaning. It's to just keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually, you'll be dead."
"That’s the problem with life, you either know what you want, and you don’t get what you want, or you get what you want, and you don’t know what you want."