This was my attempt to get attention or to get a literal back scratch from my mom. Worked every time. 

When Pops was getting ready to head out for work, I would stand with my arms stretched out  to block the front door and say this. 

I often said this when my older brother would turn on the ceiling fan to full speed, causing it to wobble and crash around. Update: I still don't turn fans on to the highest setting. 

While my Spanish is horrible now, I did grow up speaking it. I was also a coffee drinker by age 9, so in the mornings I would sit in front of the TV and demand that someone bring me cookies con café! My folks thought it was hilarious.