A Pretty Kak Expansion Pack

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A PRETTY KAK EXPANSION PACK

While bukkake is a lol universally acknowledged, Cards Against Humanity cards about Glenn Beck, jibba-jabba and Fancy Feast don’t quite land so well for South African players. It might have something to do with all this Southern Hemisphere air.

So, I took some time to imagine what the perfect South African-flavoured cards would look like, and all I came up with is this. If you don't like jokes or laughing, please stop reading now. But please know that that is a deeply un-South Africa mentality.

How to play:

According to CAH’s website, “The game is simple. Each round, one player asks a question from a black card, and everyone else answers with their funniest white card.”

So it looks something like this:

Ts and Cs and legalities: Cards Against Humanity is available under a BY-NC-SA 2.0 Creative Commons license. All credit goes to the original creators: Cards Against Humanity and I am not profiting in any way even though I spent way too much of my free time coming up with a shittier version of something people already love. They do not endorse this in any way. This is satire.

Some of these cards were initially part of a project with Jonathan Berkowitz, so although we've never met in person, thank you.

DARK CARDS 1/1

These dark cards are the starter cards.

Play one and read it out to the group to start a round.

LIGHT CARDS 1/4

These light cards are the answer cards.

You'll hold eight in your hand without revealing them to the rest of the group. After the question card is read out, choose the card in your hand that best answers the question. Place the card face-down on the table.

LIGHT CARDS 2/4

LIGHT CARDS 3/4

LIGHT CARDS 4/4

Thank you!

Already spotted a killer combination in this bakkie-load of cards?

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These cards have been featured on Business Insider, The South African and lowkey on KFM.

Download a free pdf of these cards here.