Star Alliance
As is the case with most pitches I get my grubby hands on, this one got the best (and worst) out of me.
There will come a day when Trump jokes run dry - but it is not this day.
I imagined a disgruntled stewardess saying this, plastic smile and all.
Everyone loves a bad-good (and even good-bad) pun.
I've had the misfortune of bumping into the latter.
For the unlucky souls who reach the baggage belt first but leave last.
