Scenes From A Nightmare is an homagey romp through all things bump in the night and is the brain child of one Ryan Tyler Nelson-Stretch. I'm sorry.
Our tale begins with a series of mishaps and disappearances. 
The murmurs amidst the whispering wheat fields suggests witchcraft is to blame.
Church is built
Pews lined with Guilt
For Blood He spilt
Won't let you wilt
Yet, withered wanderer
Here you are
Wondering whether
If, in the stars,
There exists a space
Not theirs, but ours
And here it be
Right here with me
Tangled in your destiny
But close your eyes
And lean in close
Take comfort in
The HOLY ghost
AHHH~!!

SCENES FROM A NIGHTMARE
Come on down to the Sin Shack!

Get to confessin' and undressin'

Before setting sail on our
Holy Rollin' River Raftin' Extravaganza

You say to ME
YOU say
PAPA DON?
FATHER DAWN!
But I am UNCLEAN
And I say,
MY CHILD
No amount of sin you been collectin' can't be
Washed off cleeeeean from that flake freckled epidermis of yrrs

I'm talking 777 feet of of crystal clear holy H2O~!

Modeled IN EVERYONE'S favorite image - HIS image!

OUR IMAGE! THE INTESTINAL TRACK!

Kick back and relax with crackers and wine
While our priests speak in tongues from the shoreline

To rid your soul and the souls of those you know of what?

Oh well, I suppose, only GOD knows



Father DON's Sin City
Is the premiere Catholic Fun Park

WOMAN
Out damn spot! Out!

FATHER DON
Let me help you with that!

[father don turns the spot into a golf ball and drops it to the ground]

HOLY HOLY HOOOOOOOOOOOLE in ONE

NARRATOR
Have you got what it takes to climb our HELL WALL?
PROVE to YOUR FRIENDS that YOU have what IT takes to esCAPE the fire
Judgement Day is coming folks and I can't think of any better way for
My family, as well as yours, to rid themselves of sin than with a trip
to Father Don's SinSational Fun in the Sun DestiNAYshun!

See you this Summer!

BALL & CHAIN 2.0

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