Come on down to the Sin Shack!
Get to confessin' and undressin'
Before setting sail on our
Holy Rollin' River Raftin' Extravaganza
You say to ME
But I am UNCLEAN
And I say,
No amount of sin you been collectin' can't be
Washed off cleeeeean from that flake freckled epidermis of yrrs
I'm talking 777 feet of of crystal clear holy H2O~!
Modeled IN EVERYONE'S favorite image - HIS image!
OUR IMAGE! THE INTESTINAL TRACK!
Kick back and relax with crackers and wine
While our priests speak in tongues from the shoreline
To rid your soul and the souls of those you know of what?
Oh well, I suppose, only GOD knows
Father DON's Sin City
Is the premiere Catholic Fun Park
Out damn spot! Out!
Let me help you with that!
[father don turns the spot into a golf ball and drops it to the ground]
HOLY HOLY HOOOOOOOOOOOLE in ONE
Have you got what it takes to climb our HELL WALL?
PROVE to YOUR FRIENDS that YOU have what IT takes to esCAPE the fire
Judgement Day is coming folks and I can't think of any better way for
My family, as well as yours, to rid themselves of sin than with a trip
to Father Don's SinSational Fun in the Sun DestiNAYshun!
See you this Summer!
BALL & CHAIN 2.0
(Creative Cloud Permitting)