You may have wondered, at some point in your life, what to do at a wedding if asked to give a toast. Well, here is a literal interpretation of the toast. Call it a coffee table book, call it a guide, call it a life saver- Whatever you call it, you cannot deny the Punnyness.
I made it with a camera, toast fixings, and inDesign. Be jealous. Or is it, be jellyous..?
Disclaimer: The sometimes ugly or incongruous font choices are on purpose. Live a little, design snobs!
Toast Toast
Making a wedding toast that isn't crumby, without sounding like an aloaf heel. Are you bready for the challenge?
Table of Condiments
Table of Condiments
I cannot tell you wheat sorts of joy this day brings me.
This is a couple that really breaks the mold.
This is a couple that really breaks the mold.
You guys are such a jammin' couple.
This wedding is certainly going to preserve the love that you two have.
This wedding is certainly going to preserve the love that you two have.
This day is just like a little slice of heaven.
I can feel the spread of the love in this room.
I can feel the spread of the love in this room.
I hope you will always burn with passion.
Don't get crusty in your old age.
Don't get crusty in your old age.
You'd butter be good to her.
Don't take the crumby times too hard.
Don't take the crumby times too hard.
Take a big old bite out of life!
Come on! All together now! "For they're such jelly good fellows..."
Come on! All together now! "For they're such jelly good fellows..."
Goodrye. I hope you took away a grain of wisdom.
