I had intended to do one of those smart animated news info-graphics about England at Euro 2012. However, I ended up doing this...
Thanks to the brilliant footballer voice actors who added superb impersonations for this animation - I can't believe you guys have been out of work for so long.

Thanks to excellent research on the French by Gary Neville, and a smart tip from Roy's magic hair, England manage to hold out in their first game.

Gary Neville's research skills help the England players learn more about Sweden. But Mr Roy's hair is giving him strange signals. And will Stevey G be allowed to play his beloved Hollywood balls?