Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.
Why does buttered bread always land butter-side down?
If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail!
It seems like a long time you are waiting for the bus, so you pull out a cigarette and light it, then here comes the bus.
There's no toilet paper when you need it!
Tuckled in and realize that remote control is in the other corner of room!
Why does it always rain the day after I wash my car?
It's always sunny when i bring the umbrella!
You can run, but you can't hide!
In a need of a hammer, everything can be used instead!
