"Hangover time"

"Desperate times calls for desperate love"

"Almost stepped on three mice in the subway"

"Laundry"

"Becoming the computer"

"Gym"

"Regretting eating all that Chinese food"

"Band practice"

"Freezing outside"

"My band got a new keyboard"

"Val Kilmer Day"

"Didn't eat all day"

"Computer broke"

"Too much Food Network"

"Revived my High School Britney Spears punk cover band"

"Saw Deadpool"

"Wind Wake & Bake"

"Sick"

"Blew my nose over 100 times"

"Fever dream"

"Headache"

"This sandwich has fallen from the heavens. But alas! It is much too expensive"

"Awake 24/7"

"Simpsons marathon"

"She has a boyfriend though....."

"Hosted a luau"

"Our keyboard got stolen"

"Bloated"

"Watched the GOP debate"

"Dentist"

"House flood"

"Bowling"

"Wine Time"

"Spiderman shown in new Civil War trailer"

"Wrote a song about the Neighborhood Dog"

"Played Pokemon"

"New kicks"