The belle of the ball
isn’t always the prettiest girl in the room.
She’s the meanest.
You’ll never know
if she’s laughing with you
or at you.
She drops her hanky
quite accidentally,
quite pointedly
where you can pick it up.
When you bring it to her,
stuttering, stammering
hoping to win her favour,
she enjoys your distress
and feigns ignorance.
But unexpectedly,
she saves you with a peck.
A peck so fleeting, so chaste
it could never be called kiss.
But you’re mollified,
somewhat.
And quite a bit in love.
And as you write her your 100th letter
drenched in perfume and saccharine,
she’s already bored of you.