Why are you still single?

I can afford the rent for my apartment alone. 

People who are adept at entertaining themselves don't really need to enter a relationship.

People with a WIFI connection will never feel lonely even if they are otakus.

You don't find intimacy in romantic love only.

Caption: 

Come on, let me serve you a piece of pie. 

Falling in love to shut people up is like buying an iPhone 8 to show off how rich you are. 

Conversation: 

Boo hoo my phone has a battery swelling problem.

Lit a candle for you.

Isn't that because some parents snuck to get an ultrasound [to detect the sex of the baby] years ago?

For outsiders, the joy of empty-nest youths may be hard to understand. [Note: "Empty-nest youth" is a Chinese Internet meme describing young people living alone. The implication is that such people are often not in a relationship.]

Queers can't row the boat of love whenever they want. [Note: "The boat of love" is a Chinese Internet meme.]