"There is no social climbing in the world of Glenfiddich, only socializing. A scotcher is sure of who he is, just like we're sure it was worth waiting 12 years to make your acquaintance."

Left: "Glenfiddich did not wait 12 years only to be gulped down. So let's enjoy each other's company one glass at a time."

Right: "Scotch is neither the time nor place to blow off steam. A Glenfiddich drinker realizes that the time to enjoy a glass is in the company of success. So, pour yourself a glass, and let's drink to each other's accomplishments."