Short fingered pussy grabbing steak salesman & vulgarian President of the United States, Donald J. Trump
Previous Third Concubine and current First Lady, Melania Trump
The president the Republicans wish they had and the one they may still get, Vice President Mike Pence
Chief white house strategist, strange bedfellow and apocalypse toad in need of a shave, Steve Bannon
Early Trump candidate for Supreme Court Justice, the honorable not really a Judge Judy.
Reinhold Richard "Reince" Priebus, aka Prance Reebus, White House Chief of Staff
Alternate truth teller, jewelry flack and Counselor to the President, Kellyanne Conway
Melissa McCarthy imitator and White House Fake News Press Secretary, Sean Spicer
Eddie Munster's missing twin brother and Speaker of the House, Paul Ryan
Comrade Jefferson Beauregard Sessions the Third, Attorney General of the United States
Puppet maestro, secret friend and President of the Russian Federation, Vladimir Putin
