Fancy Feast 60:
[narrator: uses voice similar to "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous" narrator, Robin Leach]
Narrator: There are many things I am grateful for as a cat owner. My pet doesn't slobber all over any new friend it meets. She doesn't eat my furniture, shoes, or anything else that resembles leather. I can leave her alone for a day or two and she can take care of herself. There's no chasing cars, begging for food, trying to sleep next to me, biting strangers, marking fire hydrants, knocking over trash, attacking children, or barking at hallucinations. My friends don't try and dress her up for the holidays. She does not require obedience training. She doesn't have her own Facebook page. I have no need to anthropomorphize her. And there'll never be a mouse brave enough to enter my apartment. All she needs is a free lap and a reason to keep on purring. So I feed her Fancy Feast. For the Superior Species.
[narrator: uses voice similar to "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous" narrator, Robin Leach]
Narrator: There are many things I am grateful for as a cat owner. My pet doesn't slobber all over any new friend it meets. She doesn't eat my furniture, shoes, or anything else that resembles leather. I can leave her alone for a day or two and she can take care of herself. There's no chasing cars, begging for food, trying to sleep next to me, biting strangers, marking fire hydrants, knocking over trash, attacking children, or barking at hallucinations. My friends don't try and dress her up for the holidays. She does not require obedience training. She doesn't have her own Facebook page. I have no need to anthropomorphize her. And there'll never be a mouse brave enough to enter my apartment. All she needs is a free lap and a reason to keep on purring. So I feed her Fancy Feast. For the Superior Species.
