The search for Epenesa the chicken thief from Nairopi estate has been going on for a while now. The estate chairman and the resident's association put a price tag of unlimited kuku pono for a whole month from Nairopi estate's fast food joint to be gifted to anyone who comes up with the first accurate report regarding Epenesa's whereabouts. I have a feeling I might be taking that price.
In my latest discovery, Epenesa was seen at the same train station he was last seen before this new discovery. He seemed to be in deep thought, talking to himself and asking...
- "Nitaipa kuku mpaka sigu kani chamani" (I'll steal chicken till when...).
- "Ii ingoho inanisaitiako na mpoka tu na siwesi katiako nayo ata Naliaka mtoto wa Msee Wefwee (This chicken just helps me with food but I can't even use it to hit on Naliaka the daughter of the old man Wefwee).
- "Itisi high time sasa nimee mapawa yanku ada mimi nipuruke uko mchini niajane na mapawa ya gugu" (It's high time I grow wings for myself and fly to the city and do away with chicken wings).