FEED THEIR NEED TO READ

One thing that newspapers do to sell more / Is to give out nice things, ones that readers adore /So once in a while, when the timing’s just right / They’ll give these things out to surprise and delight / Now, the things they gave out were some nice things indeed / A whole set of books for the family to read /And when it came time to tell Mums and tell Dads / they came round to us and said, “Make us some ads.”