"I did not have breast implants, I just had a growth spurt." -Britney Spears, Singer
"People talk about my hair all the time. It's strategically tousled." -Ryan Seacrest, American Idol
"Pretty little thing, in her way, wasn't she?" "I hope her bones are firm." -Karl and Doctor Pretorious, Bride of Frankenstein
"Your tour ends here. Get the fuck out." -Bret Michaels, Rock of Love
"This ain't the Brady Bunch, bitches. This is the Bad Girl's Club." -Tiara, Bad Girl's Club
"Having a baby, it's like being in prison." -Briana, 16 & Pregnant