Say 'Ello to Haron's Market Monster
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Buying Time At Heron's
Come on down to Haron's, where people shop to get their things.
Lots of people running errands never stop to chase their dreams.
They're too busy buying stuff, and who knows what they're thinking of!
Who would dare shop at a store with monsters on the top floor?
It all comes down to push and shove. Always buying, buying more...
When you're buying things so quickly- don't know what you're buying for.
The Monsters House
Some very concerned people gathered at the monster's house.
One was weary, thought him scary, quite surprised to see him out.
But the others weren't perplexed as it's what you would expect,
When a monster's height exceeds to go inside would be a threat.
So of course he stands outside! But still the people wonder why...
Filled with questions they asked why such a tall monster would buy-
A three story house that's nice but much too short to fit inside...?
And the monster sighed and replied with an answer that implied-
That it's all he could afford... A fact that made the people sad,
But not sad enough to ignore his request to come inside.
"If I can't fit through the door, then I might as well rely-
On your thoughts of what it must be like to sleep inside at night."
"Something I'll never know but I should have realized...
Before I went in debt to buy a house that's not my size."
Kie-Yoat Kie-Yoe-Tee
There once was a KIE-YOAT & nobody liked 'em
So he sold his boat, got a bike, climbed up and went bikin'
The seat was super high, so he road up high above
While the guys down below looked up and fell in love
Suddenly everybody wanted to be just like the-
KIGH-YOE-TEE once shunted was now seen as high and mighty
BUT much to good for them. Now never could he trust
‘Cause when he was down and dim they just ignored him like the dust.
The Traffic Light
They say when you die you're supposed to look toward the light
So these birds heard those words and they took that good advice
Then they got up to the light and quickly climbed up to the top
They were fraught when they didn't find the salvation they sought.
But these peeps are optimistic. They saw the light was dim
And realized lights can sometimes stop working now and then
So they kept their spirits high and just enjoyed the exercise
With a smile and a laugh they felt grateful to be alive.
Hero Glyphics
Renton Bus Stop
Sitting at a bus stop waiting on a bus
You could either stay at home or come on down to hang with us
We got people up on top and they're quick to fall in love
While the others sit around, I wonder what they're thinking of?
Bird man passed out on the curb... From drinking too much beer?
But please do not disturb, he'll put his finger in your ear!
And who knows where it's been... See that smile on his face?
Bird Man's no stranger to a sin that leaves his finger with a taste!
Celebrity of the Tree
People dancing in the tree,
May not matter that much to you or me,
Unless you happen to have red hair...
And then you'll be invited there!
You say you wouldn't go? That you don't care?
These guys said the same, you know...
But now they're there!
Dancing about with their willies out for all to see-
I have no doubt that you'd look stout with them up in the tree!
They have great lives, they're just the right size,
To survive on leaves.
If it was up to me you'd join the crowd,
Up in the tree, I have no doubt,
I'd be so proud of you indeed...
And when you're through I hope you'll do a dance or two for me.
Cheers to your newfound Treetop Dance Celebrity!
Wateraliens
The aliens came to take the Earth's water
But they had a change of heart
When they heard the mayor's daughter
"All life is sacred... for a start,"
"And Earth's not an intergalactic Water-Mart!"
"This fluid means life, and we need it to live,"
"So please spare our lives, we've so much more to give!"
So the aliens that came with an intention to take
Ev'ry last bit of water, from ocean to lake
Became friends to the people, brought smiles instead!
Thanks to the mayor's daughter and the words she said
In Bomb We Trust
Here they gather and play 'round the bomb,
With the same love and joy they'd express for their mom.
Raised proud, patriotic, and taught to love war,
But not to ask questions like "What are we fighting for?"
Ello Codsworth
Say Hello to Ello, a fun new social network!
Where everyone is mellow and nobody is a jerk.
Ello's held up on the left by happy people good to meet,
Who make the network special by sharing things unique!
And Codsworth to the right... He's here from Fallout 4!
Friendly robot (and a fighter!) tough enough to survive war.
Two very special robots both of whom we all should know...
So play Fallout and then friend me at ELLO DOT CO!