My copywriter and I got the chance to do the inside covers of Migrate Magazine's 'No' issue.
"Yes is so likeable, so easy-going, so unfussy and uncomplicated.
Yes gets you laid, gets you paid, gets you into deep shit, gets you into things you hate,
gets you things you never wanted in the first place.
Yes gets you spam mail, and flyers at the traffic light.
Yes gets you window washes, and other people’s children at your house on a Friday night.
Yes gets you pool cleaner that doesn’t work, and chicken nugget samples stuffed with sunbaked salmonella.
Yes gets you an ugly nail colour and shoes that don’t fit. Yes gets you onto whatsapp groups,
into shit restaurants and holding someone else’s bag the entire night.
Yes has you pouring over somebody else’s holiday photo collection, water birth home videos and oozing skin rashes.
Yes puts you in ugly dresses and regretful haircuts and group pictures with that bitch you hate.
Yes makes you look fat. Yes keeps you from that thing that keeps you up at night.
Yes wants to see you cringe uncomfortably. Yes is a bad date.
Yes is a waste of your time, your breath, your good perfume. Yes is a slutbag.
Yes? No."
In the end, I'm happy to have not said 'No' to this project.
