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    A response to an ISTD Student competition called 'Tweet Tweet'.
Off the Pitch & On the PerchHealthier than a bag of half time oranges.
Footballer's are experts at controversy whether it's on the pitch or off it. In a digital age, they have moved to Twitter to continue their role as the World's biggest muppets. Off the Pitch is a handbook all footballer's need in their kit bag. Through a series of football related rules, they can learn to treat Twitter properly and avoid the need for so many public apologies. Unfortunately it can't stop them sleeping with other people's wives.