We are currently experiencing a glitch in the whole "serve and protect" thing. We really know how to put on a show, though ...
Welcome to the USA?
Hello from the land of fun and guns.
Visit the American South
Having some fun in the big house ... America's just full of prisons, and our prisons are full of, you guessed it: African Americans ...
Hello from Washington, D.C.
Greetings from Sunny California
Hey from the Arctic, home of the swimming bears
Greetings from Florida
Hello from Mansantoville. Just make sure to bring your own food.
Howdy from Arizona . . . a friendly kind of state.
Hey from the Heartland
Welcome friends. Just make sure to carry your papers.
Greetings from the USA. Land of freedom in the pursuit of money
