Let’s be brutally honest, shall we? We are flawed. We are all mean horrible creatures. Some of us are so fat, that when we walk in front of the TV, an entire episode of Game of Thrones is lost forever. Others are so terrifyingly ugly, they could send Freddy Krueger screaming in despair. Some are even so bald, their forehead is brighter than their future. However, evolution has made us humans adaptable to any setback in our miserable existence, so we can survive, making our misery last even longer. Evolution has also given us THE TONGUE, so we can feel better about ourselves by making others feel like crap. Insulting others is always a refreshing way to boost our own morale. We give you the next step in the evolution of insults: Trash Talk Death Match.
Our insulting package contains some rough insults, some internet evergreens, some other cards and a lot of pain.
Character Cards: The game contains a total of 32 character cards, based on 8 profiled categories in terms of looks and character. You deal those before the beginning of the game, based on whether the actual people you play with fit the description.
Insults Cards: The core of the game: 160 insults cards. We came up with a lot, collected some of internet’s evergreens and mixed both to build the perfect set of insults for ego annihilation.
Special Cards: Besides choosing which insults to throw at your friends and which to keep as comebacks, TRASH TALK DEATH MATCH includes 40 cards to modify your strategy. As vivid as the insults, the strategy cards aim to cause major distress in the rest of the players.
WHO THE F*** ARE WE?
We are just three people with no friends and no social life. Everyone hates us and we hate each other. We already sold our souls to the devil by working in advertising for most of our lives so we figured now is a good time to seal the stay in hell with an ultra insulting game that will bring further hate and pain to humanity.