For the month of May in 2015, I gave Seinfeld's George Costanza a daily Pop Culture makeover.
That's 30 days of faded rappers, metal heads, pop icons, cartoon characters, sportsmen, a used car salesman, and one nail in the skull. It was a Costanza Bonanza, baby!
George's World. Party on George!
George Sobchak. That Penske File really tied the room together, did it not?
V for Vandelay. Remember, remember, the importer/exporter.
George Van Houten. Can I borrow a pretzel?
George Tyson. Everybody has a plan until Marisa Tomei punches you in the face. #
The Georginator. Hasta la vista, Bosco.
Barfolomew Costanza. I'm a Mawg - half Moops, half dog.
Snoop D-O-Double-George. The Big Salad Was The Case That They Gave Me.
Wesley Costanza stars as George Deane in White Men Can't Stand Ya.
Princess George. May the forth be with you.
Skeletanza. Ass-Man and the Masters of the Domain.
Georgely Schaeffer. We got beautiful surroundings, beautiful women, beautiful Chrysler Lè Barons.
The artist formerly known as George. She wore a raspberry Tomei.
Old George. I've got a Man-Mulva, I'M OLD GEOOORGE.
Georgi Minaj. My anaconda don't want none unless you got Pastrami Sandwiches, hun.
Georgie Stardust / The Jerk Store Oddity.
Chucky Costanza. I'm your friend to the end, baby!
Crazy George Davola. Serenity now, Costanza later.
Mrs George Doubtfire. Believe it or not, George isn't at home, please leave a HELLLOOOO at the beep.
Lloyd Costanza. For I am Costanza, lord of the pathetic losers, no offense.
Eazy G. Straight Outta Costanza.
Mr Larson. And *you* can count, on *me*, waiting for *you* in the parking lot, right out the front.
Elaine Costanza. I met this importer/exporter, we went out for dinner, I had the lobster bisque, we went back to my place, yada yada yada, I never heard from him again.
George Reynolds. It's Always The Summer Of George In Philadelphia.
Georgefield. I would drape myself in lasagne if it were socially acceptable.
George Hetfield. For whom the babka tolls.
Jules Costanza. And you will know my name is Costanza, when I lay my Vandelay upon thee.
Lemmy Costanza. Seven or a soda, babies eyes watching you.
Can't Stand Ya! Hey buddy, they've got a new invention, it's called a napkin.
Tees and posters from the project are now available via my online shop. You can check me on Instagram for any updates on this project or any other future ones.
