Bye Helmets

All men are the same. 

Goalkeeper is the best position, he stands still
and he wears a really cool jersey.

Valentine was invented by a multi-national.

Behind every great biker there’s a great woman.



The most famous goal ever scored was a handball. 

I’m the world’s largest social network.

The nation is in the school bus driver’s hand.

The Divine Comedy is the greatest trilogy ever.

I wanna see everyone else in my rear view mirror.


I prefer the sequel to the first film. 

All women are the same.

If it’s a bestseller it sucks. 

If they pass me, it’s because I’ve stopped.

Africa is the world’s richest country.