a pun is a pun is a pun
for shits & giggles
#badjokemonday is all I have to say. Made for Sainsbury's at Analog Folk, this is an ongoing series of illustrated cheesy (& foodie) jokes and puns. The style has evolved slightly, but remains overall playful and naïve, to mirror the tone of the jokes. Featuring such cackers as "What’s left after an explosion at the cheese factory?" "De-brie." and "What do you call a peanut in space?" "An astro-nut."
What's the most dangerous fruit in the arctic? The polar pear!
What do you call a pea with a long face? Grump-pea.
Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because it couldn’t get a date.
What is the laziest carbohydrate? A couch potato.
What’s left after an explosion at the cheese factory? De-brie.
Why do bananas wear suntan lotion? Because they peel easily.
What’s round, white and giggles? A tickled onion!
What’s green and sings? Elvis Parsley.
Which fruity desert can’t help being silly? A raspberry fool.
”Doctor, doctor, I think I’m turning into a strawberry!” “I’ve got cream for that!”
Which animal loves to BBQ the most? A g’rilla.
How do frozen vegetables like to travel? On an icycle.
What do you call a peanut in space? An astro-nut.
What’s the fastest vegetable? A runner bean!
What’s a scarecrow’s favourite fruit? A straw-berry!
How do you make an ice cream milk shake? Give it a scare!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
What’s a DJs favourite vegetable? Beets!
How do you make fruit punch? You give it boxing lessons!