So with the new season of Game of Thrones approaching faster than Daenerys journey to Westeros (by fast we mean slow as hell) we decided to create a series of football jerseys that reflected each of the main houses from the series.
Thats not to say that these kits will protect any of the characters from anything as well - y'know its Game of Thrones and theres more chance of dragons being born than people having a happy ending.
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House Stark
Perhaps if ol’ Ned had this helmet perhaps he would somehow have survived getting his napper sliced off…
We know he wouldn’t, we’re only kidding ourselves. Truth is we’re only really making excuses because we haven’t recovered from his death.
Perhaps if ol’ Ned had this helmet perhaps he would somehow have survived getting his napper sliced off…
We know he wouldn’t, we’re only kidding ourselves. Truth is we’re only really making excuses because we haven’t recovered from his death.
House Arryn
Picture this - tackling Robert Arryn down into the Moon Door. Please Mr Martin, make this happen.
Picture this - tackling Robert Arryn down into the Moon Door. Please Mr Martin, make this happen.
House Targaryen
We all know that Targaryens aren’t known for wearing much (if any) clothes, but we do really think this get up would really help Danerys and the Unsullied when they FINALLY decide to grow a pair and cross the Narrow Sea.
We all know that Targaryens aren’t known for wearing much (if any) clothes, but we do really think this get up would really help Danerys and the Unsullied when they FINALLY decide to grow a pair and cross the Narrow Sea.
Night's Watch
We admit, for this to be realistically used at the Wall, the uniform may require a bit of extra material – seeing as it is rather chilly up north. Plus we would also have to design a new size to accommodate Samwell’s uh… physique. Still, it looks pretty badass.
We admit, for this to be realistically used at the Wall, the uniform may require a bit of extra material – seeing as it is rather chilly up north. Plus we would also have to design a new size to accommodate Samwell’s uh… physique. Still, it looks pretty badass.
House Baratheon
Wearing this jersey doesn't necessarily guarantee protection against wildfire, but it will look any group of men intending to reclaim a throne look 85% more badass whilst doing it
House Martell
We do agree that wearing one of these in standard-dornish climate would be hotter than a naked Targaryen covered in dragons.
We do agree that wearing one of these in standard-dornish climate would be hotter than a naked Targaryen covered in dragons.
House Lannister
There would be nothing more terrifying than sitting on the toilet as a midget in an American football helmet pointed a crossbow at you.
There would be nothing more terrifying than sitting on the toilet as a midget in an American football helmet pointed a crossbow at you.
White Walkers
Combine Jack Frost, Rick Grimes and Peyton Manning and this is what you can expect.
Combine Jack Frost, Rick Grimes and Peyton Manning and this is what you can expect.
House Greyjoy
*disclaimer: does not protect against Ramsay Bolton and does not guarantee protection of any sausage*
*disclaimer: does not protect against Ramsay Bolton and does not guarantee protection of any sausage*
