“I Like Poles”

1/1600 @ f-4.5

Stupid-face had an itchy bum because s/he was forever sitting on cement, waiting for a train that never came. Eventually, Stupid-face got piles and s/he misheard it as ‘poles’.

 

“My Special Friend”

1/125 @ f-5.6

Stupid-face was being a creep in the dark, eyeing off passersby. If only s/he had opposable thumbs to get its stupid ear out of its stupid face.