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2024 calendar ///// how to do anything ✿◠‿◠)
en.:
✿◠‿◠) .。･:*♡ as i navigate through life, i reinforce the importance of taking care of the relationships that cultivate around me. at the same time - in the midst of chaos - I try to creatively express my needs to just do something.
sometimes I unite these ties. this calendar is a gift and reminder to those I love so much in an attempt to be around them even when I'm not physically there. (and because I'm a big bingo lover (っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ Ⓣⓗⓐⓝⓚ Ⓨⓞⓤ
pt.:
✿◠‿◠) .。･:*♡ enquanto navegante da vida, reforço a importância de cuidar das relações que cultivo ao meu redor. ao mesmo tempo - em meio do caos - tento expressar criativamente as minhas necessidade de apenas fazer algo.
as vezes uno esses laços. esse calendário é um presente e lembrete pra aqueles que tanto amo em uma tentativa de estar ao redor deles mesmo quando eu não estou fisicamente. (e pq sou uma grandi amante d bingo (っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ Ⓣⓗⓐⓝⓚ Ⓨⓞⓤ
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MONTH//BY//MONTH
[1] jan. how to inspire dread in others?
step1. just be yourself
step2. just do that, it works usually.
[2] fev. how to embrace the law of inertia?
step1. it’s always time to embrace the law of inertia.
step2. try not to break it no matter what.
[3] mar. how to determine the time to get out of bed?
step1. consult your calendar and clock.
step2. is it 8:23am of august 23th, 2198?
step3.: because this is the best time to get out of bed!
step4.: if not, don't leave bed.
[4] apr.: how to tell if the coast is clear?
step1. the coast is never clear.
step2. get back inside.
step3.: get comfy.
step4.: read.
[5] may.: how to tell when your work is done?
step1. it's never done.
step2. we live under capitalism. o sistema capitalista falhou, falha e falhará em cada uma das sociedades onde ele colocar os seus tentáculos que se baseiam na expropriação e na exploração do homem pelo homem."
[6] jun.: how to tell if you’re far away enough from that person?
step1. are you still in the same hemisphere as this person?
step2. it's not enough.
[7] jul: how to tell if you had it?
step1. everyone had it.
step2. instead look at this flower, you'll feel better.
[8] aug.: how to enjoy your cup of tea while the world falls apart?
step1. the trick is to remember that the world has always been falling apart.
step2. cheers cheers cheers!!
[9] sep.: how to carry the weight of the world?
step1. you should lift your knees and not your back!
step2. complain complain complain loudly and often.
[10] oct.: how to make them worry?
step1. say “i would not wish to be you in the next, twenty four hours.”
step2. blink and walk away.
step3. extra points if you unleash hungry vampires!
[11] nov.: how to keep it a secret?
step1. tell the secret to as many people as humanly possible.
step2. remember to say “keep it a secret.”
step3. there///there, that should do it!!!!
[12] dec.: how to prevent bad things from happening?
step1. assemble army of >>> 1000 dachshunds.
step2. nothing bad can happen with a army of dachshunds around.
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