Except when no one’s looking
Don’t play baseball with your Brussels sprouts or tennis with tomatoes. Don’t play soccer with your succotash or ping-pong with potatoes.
Don’t play hockey with your hot dogs. Don’t go bowling with your beans. Don’t play racquetball with rump roast. Don’t play tag with tangerines.
When you’re sitting at the table just enjoy your mother’s cooking, and refrain from playing with your food, except when no one’s looking.
— Kenn Nesbitt, from the book, “The Aliens Have Landed at Our School!”
This fudge round was surprised to find himself the subject of a viral hit.
Tastes good, man.
Not just Tuesdays.
Kinda!
Take it a little slower.
At this point... pretty much.
By volume, so much more than that so-called "Peach State."
Let's go to work!
How you doin'?
He achieved success who has lived well, laughed often, and loafed much.
Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird. It's a plane. It's a lemon. A lemon?
Gulp!
I'm not here to play games, Martha!
Come on take a little walk with me baby, and tell me who do you love?
Suns out, melons out!
She'll put the sugar on my tongue. Will she gimme, gimme, gimme some?
Yum!
The three-pound lump that sits between your ears contains billions of brain cells, which are interconnected to form trillions of nerve pathways.
If you look ripe enough to bite into, you're a total tomato.
I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?"
Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself.
Let's!
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