UNESCO Announces New Zodiac Signs
In a bizarre turn of events, the UNESCO, a body more accustomed to preserving cultural heritage than meddling with horoscopes, stunned the astrological world with an announcement that would shake the foundations of cosmic divination:
The old traditional zodiac signs are out.
Ten new, bizarrely animalistic ones are in!
The news was met with uproar from traditional astrologers, who decried UNESCO's audacity in tampering with millennia-old cosmic wisdom. But UNESCO stood firm, insisting that the new zodiac signs were more accurate, reflecting the modern human condition with its blend of animalistic instincts and intellectual pursuits.
And now, presenting the ten brand-new UNESCO-approved zodiac signs: