Add to Collection
About

About

I'm just trying to keep up with the football news!!!!!
Published:
According to reports, after signing for Spanish giants Real Madrid, Toni Kroos stayed up all night ‘making Dracula noises’. More to follow…
According to reports, Wayne Rooney spent his first day back at training ‘standing in a field full of thistles looking threatening’. I’ll keep with this story as it breaks…
A GUIDE TO WATCHING MADRID VS LIVERPOOL (for Liverpool fans)
Best place to perch is probably behind the couch and only take cursory glances NOW AND THEN. Follow this guide closely to limit disappointment. Also it is advised to not actually turn on TV.